Hubby (after coming home from office) - I tried calling so many times on your mobile today. It was saying "not reachable".
Me (nonchalantly) - Ohh, actually my mobile got discharged today.
Hubby (with a dead pan face) - Your mobile got discharged? When was it hospitalised?
Me - Ehh....errm *gulp*
(I hereby declare that my hubby has superseded me in cracking PJs. I bow to thou!)